The elevator

[latoby]

1) There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Every day he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half of the distance up riding in the elevator and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining. How can this be?

[grasscarp]

He is too short to reach the button he needs

[Mamyalynne]

He is so short he cant reach the button for the top floor

[Mamyalynne]

unless he has his brolly to use LOL

[paulineward]

This is an old one!
He is a dwarf...if you are allowed to say that now...a person of limited height!

He can press the ground floor button to go out...but can only reach certain buttons going home...unless it rains and he has an umbrella!

[Mamyalynne]

So we all got it

[pjgriffo]

pauline - the pc word nowadays is "vertically challenged"
or " differently heighted"

[paulineward]

thanks pjgriffo!!...I can't keep up with it all!!!

I hate to insult anyone...but like many I suppose...I fear to post sometimes!!!!