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how does a corrot work?
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It is a sad fact that carrots cannot find gainful employment because of the restrictive controls of this Government.
The Labour government have continually refused to assign National Insurance numbers to carrots, therefore depriving them of the opportunity to work and support their families. Carrots have to suffer the indignity and stigma forced upon them by this ludicrous situation.
Some carrots find that when taken on for jobs in the food industry, suddenly they have their employment terminated, generally known as getting the chop. It is not unknown for some carrots to find themselves in a real pickle after this.
Do they get any sympathy after this? No! Most peoples attitude is to let them stew.
This can only be a recipe for disaster.
So to sum up, carrots do not work.
The Labour government have continually refused to assign National Insurance numbers to carrots, therefore depriving them of the opportunity to work and support their families. Carrots have to suffer the indignity and stigma forced upon them by this ludicrous situation.
Some carrots find that when taken on for jobs in the food industry, suddenly they have their employment terminated, generally known as getting the chop. It is not unknown for some carrots to find themselves in a real pickle after this.
Do they get any sympathy after this? No! Most peoples attitude is to let them stew.
This can only be a recipe for disaster.
So to sum up, carrots do not work.
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