You are going to have trouble getting a proper cup of tea..... boiling water poured into a cup or mug, served up with a teabag on the side, ready to be dunked in, does not make *tea* by any stretch of the imagination....lol..
Getting a curry will be difficult too, unless you are in one of the really larger cities... and as for a full english.... well, just give up there !
However, on a positive note, you can now look forward to brilliant service, nothing is too much trouble, anything you want you can achieve...so long as you can pay for it !