well thats it

[velvettipper]

im having a pint in the pub ready for train journey up to glasgow. I just had a premium strength lager. Got 4 cans for the train. What neyt u reakon?

[squarebear]

How are you posting this if you are in the pub?

[B00]

I reckon you'll zonk out on the train and miss your stop.

[Ethel]

Wifi? Weatherspoons have wifi

[velvettipper]

squarebear my friend its 3g on my phone. New technology.

[squarebear]

That would seem rather sad to me, to be logging on to Answerbank in the pub.

[Ethel]

Oh! He has a dongle

[B00]

sniggers.......

[velvettipper]

not a dongle! Plus im alone in the pub alone. Bored as hell. Dont be nasty to me square i like you.

[squarebear]

Sorry velvet. How long's your journey?

[whiffy]

Isn't pished the standard way to arrive in Glasgow?

Are you going on the West Coast Main Line, over Shap Summit? Lucky beggar.

[cazzz1975]

have you packed yourself a lunch?

[lankeela]

He's already told you, four cans.

[mccfluff]

lunch its 5 cazz????

[velvettipper]

well im quite drunk like...... I need to pass out. Im mortaled

[cazzz1975]

oh yes :D

before you mortal out for the evening go for a jimmy riddle

[tranmerekid]

please make a note of the train number for whiffy









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