The wife

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My missus recently shrank her own hat in the washer and then started crying.

 

Does anyone else live with a daft mare?

 

PS:  I also put her handbag in the fridge to make her think she'd gone mad.

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Nice one. My fave is continually edging the car forward as she reaches for the handle. My young lad and I find it really funny, but strangely she doesn't? ;-)