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gordyagusta | 10:41 Sat 30th Aug 2008 | Body & Soul
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Anyone have some good turning 40 jokes or quotes, I'm 40 next week and have a big family diner coming up to celebrate and thought it would be nice to have some witty one liners that would be appreciated by all ages/genders. I'm single male btw... if it helps any....
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Avatar Image tombrandy
How about the Paddy who thought sherlock holmes was a block of flats.
or His mate who thought a p45 was a revolver.
23:36 Sat 30th Aug 2008
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40, Is the old age of youth and the youth of old age. :-)
14:21 Mon 01st Sep 2008
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Don't look at it as being 40; look at it as being 18 but with 22 years experience.
16:57 Mon 01st Sep 2008

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