What do you call

[gelda]

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. How does a man prepare for the future?
A. He buys 4 cases of beer.

[abstract]

hahaha! well im going to be preparing for the future later on!

[taichiperson]

Hubby looked puzzled and asked 'what about the whiskey?'

[puddicat]

sounds like u took the jokes from a american site or are u american!!!!

[gelda]

No I'm not American Puddicat, a friend sent me it in an email, you know the usual jokes that go around. BTW why did you think it was American?