has yoville

[legend_mark5]

Has yoville been bombed or overrun by muslim terrororists ?
As i havent heard or read a mention of it here for about 72 hours , give or take a few .

Has there been a radioactive spill at the wodget factory ?

Or has the novelty worn off ?
I REMEMBER THE TOASTED SANDWICH MAKER AT FIRST AND EVEN THE MICROWAVE WHEN THEY WERE FIRST OUT .
BUT HOW MANY BAKED POTATOES CAN YOU EAT UNTIL YOURE BORED ?

[logic]

'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You have a crush on your neighbour�s goat

[legend_mark5]

you must be a taliban if :




you dont like creme egg mcflurrys

[logic]

? ? ?

[puss_boots]

Its the Widget factory, we don,t make wodgets. It's a Bank Holiday in YoVille land and everyone has gone to the beach.