The things you do at the office..........

[Lakitu]

This morning sitting in my (open plan) office, it's very quiet (naturally, everyone getting over the shock of it being Monday morning AGAIN), and I hear a "click click click". I pop my head up, have a quick scan to see what on earth that noise is.

I mouth to Malcolm, who sits opposite opposite me "What the heck is that noise?", he whispers he was wondering the same. So now we're both scanning the office and see a guy hunched over doing something.

Malcolm whispers that he'll go to the print area and see what the guy is up to as he passes. He comes back, sits down with a smirk on his face. I just know what he's going to tell me......yep, the man was cutting his nails!!

Now, is it just me or is that just not cricket?? :o/

[puss_boots]

This happened to me today, absolutely true. I was sat with a friend this afternoon on a bench outside in the town centre, we were having a coffee (take out from Costa Lotta Dosh Coffee) this fella he was drunk came up to us to ask my friend for a ciggy, she gave him one (ciggy that is) he then came closer to her and quietly asked her about what should he do about blood coming out of his bum. Well my friend didn't flinch she told him it was very serious and to go see a doctor immediately. He asked her if he might die from this affliction as his kidneys were shot. Well we both advised him to go to the local NHS pop in centre, so he toddled off very unsteadily and we just sat there completely gob smacked.