Ladies

[richee]

Have you ever gargled?

Gents,
do you like ladies to gargle?

[hau kola]

Yes, just, with some very good throat stuff i got from Greece last year.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, with Listermint, so my breath is minty clean when I kiss my girl friends.

[joggerjayne]

Or are you referring to the practice of ladies creating bubbles for the amusement and delectation of their gentlemen companions after offering them pleasure?

[kjc]

I think this answer is in the same vain as the one about the meolon/liver.
Do you not think of anything else apart from wine and doing things with a 'buzzy'? and non-existant sex that you are always going on about.

[joggerjayne]

thinks ...

No !

Erm ... who are you? Never seen you before. Are you spying on me?

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[kjc]

Just reading back through some of last nights posts. you seem to be frustrated and depraved. I think 75%of women have got a 'mr buzzy' (stupid name btw) in their underwear draw, but they do not announce on here that they are going to 'shag him'!!

[Bbbananas]

can't help but see KJC's point...
I'm as broadminded, openminded & laid back as they come (!) but you do come (!) over as a bit sex-obsessed jayne.
You know what they say about those who are always talking about it... not getting it....

Bytheway - the names for mine are Purple Ronnie and Mini-Miracle. But I would never divulge that on a public form ;-)

[joggerjayne]

Am I frustrated?

Yes. That's quite perceptive. I'm not actively looking for a new b/f but, if one happened to come along, that would be nice.

Am I "depraved"?

As in "morally corrupt"? Or are you using the word out of context?

Well, a lot of women have a buzzy, as you say, so that's not the issue.

Are you worried that I announce it? Oh, kjc, that just makes me uninhibited, and gives the others something to smile about.

And yes ... of course Mr Buzzy is a stupid name. But don't you think that "Rampant Rabbit Vibrator" sounds a bit rude? I think "Mr Buzzy" is much cuter.

btw ... can you really be bothered to "read back through some of last nights posts" just to find things to argue about? Don't you have a job, or a life, or anything positive to say on here?

Go on ... try a happy post. It will make you feel good.

J xxx

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[kjc]

I was not looking through last nights posts to find something to argue about.
I was stating my opinion, and I'm not the only one as sallabananas agrees with me, that you do talk about sex quite a lot.
You do know that children look at this site too?

Talk about it with your 'real' friends Jayne, but not here mmm? It's not ladylike love.

[hau kola]

Blimey you two, lighten up a bit.If you don`t like what Jayne posts then don`t read it............simple really.

I personally don`t have a buzzy rabbit but if i did he would be called Roger.

Morning Jayne.x

[joggerjayne]

Hi Hau Kola.

I mean ... hau kola, Hau Kola.

btw ... a nice piece of humour by sallabananas, who says she would never divulge the name of her buzzies but, in doing so, gives their names.

That, you see, is amusing.

And that, to some extent, is what ChatterBank is about.

[funnygirl]

It is good to have a healty sex appetite!

It is those who won't talk about it, act all prudish and look digusted are the ones to worry about!!!!

[Lakitu]

Mine is called Fred.

[Bbbananas]

Thanks JJ - can I be your new best friend?!
(well, apart from P.R., MM & your Buzz Lightyear, obviously..) xxx
I do so like it when I 'meet' someone as "depraved", vile, filthy-minded & tongue-in-cheek as I.

[kjc]

Myself and JJ have made up now.
so sorry everyone the fireworks are over.
:-)

[hau kola]

Oh good, i`ll go to work then.
Have a good day everyone.x

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Do I talk about sex ????

Thing is, when you find yourself on your own and on the wrong side of 40 (just!!), you do start to miss it.