Male grooming

[nannon]

How would YOU promote male eyelash tints/ fake tans?
What jokes and stratagies would you use!

And yes i realise a lot of people wil be like "oh i wouldnt want my man to do that" "and real men dont do that"

But they do!

Ideas Please!

[4getmenot]

tint it great

[mrs_overall]

Mantan

[daniela31]

'Are you looking pale and wan...try fake tan by our manager Ron. He'll even make your lashes curl, to help you find yourself a girl'

No?

[4getmenot]

whats wan daniela?

[daniela31]

to be pale and sickly in looks.
;-)

[4getmenot]

oh I never knew that, ta

[joggerjayne]

daniela, that was very good !!!

I liked, especially, the matching of a classically poetic adjective (wan) with clipped, brusqe proper noun (Ron). An ear-catching contrast, and nicely rhymed.

I'm very impressed

[daniela31]

Thank you Jayne and all my fans!!! I am now available for weddings and after dinner seminars.....lol
:-)

[joggerjayne]

you're well c u m

Jolly idea for weddings, d31

[joggerjayne]

btw, daniela31, are you ...

a. 31 years old?

b. born in 1931, and 77 years old?

c. the 31st Daniela who signed up for AnswerBank

d. something totally different

e. mind your own business, Jayne

[what..the?]

"calling all pale men out there!"

".....do you spend the weekend pretending
to cut the grass
wash your car
or attempt outdoor DIY
.....just to catch the rays?"

"Are you bad at pretending and even worse at getting a tan, well look no further drop that car wash kit and let us spray you down this our new 'man-o-tan' in a can for all you homosapien tanning needs!

[daniela31]

31 years old....and yes, mind your own business Jayne.

:-)

[daniela31]

what...the. not bad, but I wouldn't give up the daytime job just yet.
;-)

[joggerjayne]

Fair enough xx



i am a fairy. My name is Nuff. Fairy Nuff.

[joggerjayne]

What The shouldn't give up the daytime job until he/she realises that homo-sapien includes women !

Sorry. Call it market research !! =0)

[what..the?]

Having studied the evolution of man i do know that 'homo-sapien' includes women but the less intelligent males customers dont know that do they?

I was going to say Neanderthal but I didn't think that would be a good sales tactic....I do think it's a better male description though,

'thumps chest'

[what..the?]

I was also trying to highlight 'homo' as more gay man look after themselves than straight men......don't they?

Quickly dumps my bf for a gay guy, who cares if he's gay he smells nice!