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Isn't it nice and quiet tonight.
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Three Aussie men are working on a high rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off the scaffold and dies instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "someone should tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff; I'll do it."
Two hours later he returns carrying a carton of Fosters.
Bruce asks, "Where did you get that?
"Bluey replies that Steve's wife gave it to him.
"That's unbelievable", says Bruce. "You told the lady that her husband was dead
and she gave you beer?"
"Well not exactly," says Bluey. "When she answered the door,
I said to her, "You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are!"
Bad News
Three Aussie men are working on a high rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off the scaffold and dies instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "someone should tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff; I'll do it."
Two hours later he returns carrying a carton of Fosters.
Bruce asks, "Where did you get that?
"Bluey replies that Steve's wife gave it to him.
"That's unbelievable", says Bruce. "You told the lady that her husband was dead
and she gave you beer?"
"Well not exactly," says Bluey. "When she answered the door,
I said to her, "You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are!"
Baby if there were mods who werent users
i think it would be better
frankly i get a bit fedup with folk sayin i have all these usernames
i spoke to someone fron ab who told me i had 21 names , but they were all legend derivatives and they know i dont have any that arent.
since then 4 have gone tho lol
mods would be good , but would neeed to be impartial
thats the hardest part
friends and partners always get leeway that others dont
i think it would be better
frankly i get a bit fedup with folk sayin i have all these usernames
i spoke to someone fron ab who told me i had 21 names , but they were all legend derivatives and they know i dont have any that arent.
since then 4 have gone tho lol
mods would be good , but would neeed to be impartial
thats the hardest part
friends and partners always get leeway that others dont
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