shark attack

[richee]

hi im going kite surfing this weekend but the waters here are infested by tiger sharks.
How can I avoid getting eaten by them?

[terambulan]

Cover yourself in barbed wire

[lankeela]

The best thing is to drop really low into the water, dangle your legs frantically in the water just below the surface and drop lots of blood covered meaty pieces all round you. This is guaranteed to make them go away.

However if this does not work, please come back and let us know.

[A.Guest]

They won't eat you richtea - you are full of cr4p

[steviehok]

Go surfing with someone who looks tastier than you

[lankeela]

Well Richee, did the sharks eat you?