why don't more bars have

[johnny.5]

no undie sunday ?

[sir.knobby]

Or spit roasts.

[~max~]

I wouldn't mind a "topless fit men night"......

[Barmaid]

A "fit men with no baggage" night would do for me (topless would be a bonus).

[~max~]

Oooh good idea!

Ok, so a "topless fit single no-baggage men" night? Woohoo!
Can I get a lifetime membership?

[Barmaid]

Never mind lifetime membership - do they do buy one get one free?!

[sir.knobby]

Bloody nymphomaniacs and I managed to spell that all by myself.

[logic]

you beat me to it knobby, pervs annawl,

Bludddy wimmin what the F**k are they for any way, ?

[~max~]

You're just jealous cos you wouldn't be allowed in! ;O)

[Barmaid]

Anyway, who mentioned sex Knobby? We are just looking!!!!! ;)

[Barmaid]

And for the record, Max (I am sure) and I know what housewives have known for years. For a little bit of sausage, it ain't worth buying the whole pig.

[sir.knobby]

Hang on here what about beef sausages for men same sort of thing, for a litte fun with your sausage it aint worth buying the whole cow.

Did I say that right as it dont sound quite right to me

[flobbergob]

Disgusting. Reported.

[logic]

it's near enough knobbs, Bludddy right too.

[sir.knobby]

Morning logs my god is it that time again already

[~max~]

lol@ flobbergob!