poop in my ear

[iiiits.lungy]

Afetr my colostomy bag exploded I cant get all the Excrement out of my ears without pushing it further in. Any ideas?

[jack daniels]

vacuum it!

[CAJ1]

Go jump in a canal and hold your head under until you run out of air and then stay under a while longer after that. I'm sure this will sort your problem out.

Btw - are you trying to tell us you have **** for brains

[daniela31]

reported....

[iiiits.lungy]

and any ideas stopping the flakes of excrement falling in my eyes when i brush my hair?

[CAJ1]

Please see my advice previously given above - it should sort out all of your problems including your mental health one

[SA80]

When I read your question's title I thought you wanted me to poop in your ear, oh how I laughed

[know-noknow]

a shot gun would be no good lungy cos it would initially push the excrement further in
so can i suggest you pull the pin on a hand grenade and pop it in your mouth!

that should do the trick!

[Bbbananas]

sick sick sick sick