Morning anyone!
Don`t worry Mrs Chappie, I married husband No. 4 this March and that`s the way life goes.
(Holding head in hands!) Don`t know Trecco Bay!! Oh well, not everyone can have the good fortune to have been to Porthcawl for their holidays. Porthcawl?? That`s in South Wales. You know South Wales? that`s the bit that`s got England attached to it.
Sorry, Chappie, you know how it is, everyone thinks that they live in the centre of the universe.
Brachiopod, not flippant at all. Nice sense of humour.
Now for the Times.