too good an offer to refuse ???

[funkymoped]

i only ask because a young lady butcher said she would like to give me a ham shank.
now, i wasnt sure if she was offering me charity so i smiled and refused.
did i do the right thing ??
:-)

[logic]

unrulie youve scrubbed me off your friends list :-(

[Jugglering]

Max.... and I thought I was the naive one on here lol.... just think about words that rhyme (in English) with shank...

[~max~]

W ank?

But but.....It doesn't even sound the same!!!!

Sorry people, I'm being educated here.

So...the "ham" would be the willie?

*max goes off to have her purity ring refitted*

[unrulyjulie]

errr max, i'll mail ya darlin' lol

Logic, if you mean on sports ab, i dont really go on there and havent for a long time. If you wanna pm me, re add, ya knows i likes ya you miserable old ****** ;-)

[unrulyjulie]

oh ok, no need to, you got it . lol

[~max~]

I still don't think it's funny...no offense Funky! lol

To be really funny, it would have to sound similar, as in you could mistake one for the other....Know what I mean?

Like:
Man comes back from having his hair cut. Wife starts laughing uncontrollably.
Man goes "But...I told him I wanted to look like a banker!"
Wife goes "well, he must be dyslexic then"

[JonnyBoy12]

If a butcher goes to war then does he use his pork sword?


If a butcher needs treatment in hospital does he need a meat injection?

[funkymoped]

yep..... youre right max.

(tumble weed rolls across the funky livingroom)

dyslexic. yep. errrrr.
;-)

[unrulyjulie]

max, you know i love you dearly but it IS a saying, its cockney rhyming slang and how can shank NOT rhyme with W@nk?

[whiskeysheri]

Hey, funky! Good to see ya! How have you been?

LOL @ max and Jules! :))

[unrulyjulie]

Hello gorgeous, max is trying to make out she's all innocent but i aint buying it ;-)

it is good to see Funky on here isnt it !