Afternoon off

[peggys-dad]

Hi ABers,

I've wangled the afternoon off, I've ironed my shirt + troosers for tomorrow, polished my shoes, sorted my admin and reports for the Dept head.

Now I'm here, what's next?

TIA

[B00]

Can I ask- who were you prior to being peggy's-dad?

[ummmm]

Someone could answer with loads of abuse :-)

[dot.hawkes]

peggy's Mum's hubby?

[peggys-dad]

No

If I did I'd have to kill you and eat your body and I can't be arsed today

[bigmamma]

Hello peggys-dad , nice to meet you , I thought you were wondering if a TIA would be next ....hope not x

[peggys-dad]

Sorry Doc, not a teacher, I considered it once but they told me that grasping 15 year old scroats by the adams apple and dangling them out of a window was frowned upon so I decided against teaching as a profession

[joggerjayne]

If you saw me on the Blackjack tables on a Friday night, you'd think I was a teacher ...

... of cards.

Oh yes, I'm that good !!!

The amoumt that I lose is entirely down to unlucky cards.

[legend.isgod]

going by the over the top aggression and love of violence .well theres only 1 user here who would fit the bill .


attention 2nd leutenant in the barracks


lol




action man :0)

[sardonic]

johny rambo, makes the best puff pastry