Ethel has a wicked sense of humour - wish I could track down some examples for you all... she's had me in stitches a few times with her brilliant put downs....
I just looked at that thread again Boobies and now I'm drunk as well as offensive... Tut... Like I need to be drunk to be offensive, I hate being underestimated!
I've just tried to find leggy's 'Crocs' thread (Ethel was hilarious on it). It was one of the funniest threads I have ever read - but for some reason it has been deleted. [:o(