Heard on radio 2 this morning, made me laugh

[mariner2]

I used to work in a helium balloon factory - they spoke very highly of me.

[sara3]

nice one ;o)

[Panic Button]

A man goes into a bar with an amphibian peeping out of his top pocket.

He orders ' a pint for me and a half for Tiny'

The barman asks 'who's Tiny'

The man answers ' he's my newt'

[ChuckFickens]

mariner2.... very good

Panic button... grooooann!!!

:)

[Beatrice35]

At least this is not disrespectful in anyway unlike most of the so called jokes here. Yet, to find one that makes me laugh or even smile.