My gran is hilarious

[hollie1586]

i was watching countdown with my gran today and one of the words was Calamari so she said " do they mean the Calamari Desert" lol

[Buenchico]

Is that where the nomads live in tentacles?

[Ice.Maiden]

: )

[rabbitygirl]

Some unintentional laughs with the oldies eh hollie. My mum's 76, and her convos with me are littered with wrong words. She told me a relative was having an MFI scan and another an autopsy instead of biopsy.

Tonight she managed to include 'impotent' in relation to cooking chilli. Still don't know what word she was intending......

[hollie1586]

lol wise word

[hollie1586]

words*

[bongovanman]

workmate of mine came into the pub and said a girl was pregnant who we work with.he says she's on th U.V.F treatment,quick as, i said did they blow up her fandangle

[beejay1124]

bongo-similar area--an old bloke round here'on the birth of his first great grandchild-it was one of them sectarian births--considering it was said in N Ireland maybe he was correct

[bongovanman]

lol..he also came in one day an said anyone watch that prog, ride my pimp

[Harry-Wragg]

My gran called Ghento 'knock-kneed'

[stewey]

Rather reminds one of allegories sunning themselves on the banks of the Nile......wot?