Oh my god

[sir.knobby]

Lippy le duck has just come home from work and said to me well we have been married 5 months today now so where is me card and prezzie and I completely forgot all about it.


But I bluffed my way out of it by saying

"your card and your bunch of cadburys roses is here but you will have to follow the clues that I have left around the house to find the treasure"

Now please please can one of you get round here fast with a happy 5th month wedding annivesarry card and a bunch of cadburys roses and sneak them in the back door to me. And I will sort the ones out about the clues that have left around I will just say that the dog ate them.

Hey why dont I just say that the dog found each clue and ate it and then found the treasure and ate that as well.

Thanks ya all dont reply as I have sorted my own question owt.

Tooty Tooty mon peeps.....

[Drisgirl]

oops -look like we both have a prob with EMail tonight -bring the rest on cos I dont give a f uck.Hellish when you cant talk behind someones back (Legend) without someone (me) getting to him -thus rendering him posting private Emails -bring em on -cos I can assure ya that EVERYTHING in those EMails the people concerned knew about before you -sick as a parrot -you have just made a kunt of yourself -no surprise there then lol

Waiting on the next one -you first or shall I ??

[Ed.Case]

Frolics start with a 'B'

[sir.knobby]

Hello sailor do you want some gravy with that fish

[puss_boots]

legend.isgod is your last post referring to me. I know nothing of what either sandra or haysi are talking about. I have never talked to these people I don't know them, I have never ever talked about you or sent any messages to anyone. I never bother now with MSN, not even to speak to family. Any problem you have with anyone is nothing to do with me, I stay well away, also I cannot control what you know who says I am not interested. I only come on CB now for a bit of fun, I answer and post Qs in other topics which II am interested in, usually Pets, News, Law etc.

[sir.knobby]

Puss dont worry about it, its friday night and the eds gone home for the weekend and all the cracker jacks are on here now.

But its cool I can deal with it. and leggy puss is cool I can voucher for her as she has visited my yoville flat and even left an american fridge freeazer in my kitchen as a prezzie. (I think)

[terambulan]

Somebody just put this up......give it to lippy after you've wined & dined her.

http://www.procreo.jp/labo/flower_garden.swf

hit the black space

[puss_boots]

haha knobby, that was no prezzie I am still waiting for the 900 quid you owe me for that fridge. I got it from Argos and it was hell of a job carrying into your flat, it did my back in.

[daniela31]

hey!! teram....that's MY flower garden.....pressie from MsEVP.

[sir.knobby]

Yea but I still cant even flog it now on e bay puss as its to big and the postage would cost to much to america as they cant collect it.

Sorry I still dont know what the fk I am supposed to do with it

[Drisgirl]

Teram -just caught up with you post from last night lol

My son was in Japan- he loved it he got home safely and had the ultimate culture shock /holiday of his lfe.Thanks for asking dont think he is back to earth yet lol xxx

[daniela31]

hold the cursor down and move it about on the screen.

[sir.knobby]

Heylp

[legendis.god]

No problem puss i have got my wires crossed and posted something as a signature


accept my apology


oops



bring on the rumpets





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