I love the way that kids can embarrass their parents (and othe relatives).
Example 1:
A friend of mine was with family members on a beach in France. His little (French) nephew was playing happily in the sea, when he noticed the well-endowed topless lady next to him. Fascinated by her 'attributes' he pointed to them and shouted across the beach to my friend: "Oncle Derek! Oncle Derek! Ballons! Ballons!"
Example 2:
I was 'using the facilities' in a gents' toilet which was very crowded. As is usual in those places, everyone was facing the wall in stony silence, doing what comes naturally. Everyone that is, except for the two small boys who were sharing a urinal. One of them decided to inform everyone , in an extremely loud voice; "I'm glad I'm not doing this with Daddy. He splashes it everywhere!" Result: Several guys unable to aim straight through laughing too much and one very red-faced Daddy ;-)
Chris