ok sara3 - you asked for it! lol

jack daniels | 22:35 Sun 19th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank

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Bohemian Rhapsody originally as an ode to curry eating. Sing it loud, sing it proud.... to that tune

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me

Open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat

Because I'm stoney broke
Not a bean
Don't remember the menu I've seen

Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me,
To me....

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just began
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ohh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindalooooooooo
(No no no no no no no no No)

I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand well back
This loo's quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
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