my cat has just come in, very wet and spikey. he is sprawled on the sofa, legs akimbo, having a thorough wash. I was laughing at him and took a photo, then realised I could see his willy. my daughter says this is cat porn and we feel traumatised.
Just been out for a curry, actually. Had a mega attack of "can't be arsed to cook" and caught one of the Lisbon girls before she'd eaten. Offered to buy her a curry (knowing full well that she'd insist on paying for herself).