A man goes to his doctor to get a cure for his baldness, and the doctor suggests he walks around with a couple of rabbits on his head. "Will that cure my baldness?" asks the man. "No," says the helpful medic, "but form a distance they'll look like hares!" I thenk yau!!
A bald man bought some hair restorer. His wife bought some breast enlarger cream. Unfortunately they mixed the two and the lady ended up with a hairy chest while the man grew a breast on his head. They visited the doctor, where the lady was prescribed some hair remover. "What about me" complained the man.
"Sorry" said the doctor, "It's irreversible, "All I can suggest is that you paint it blue and join the police force."