Joke

[smudge]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

[heathfield]

Awww. C'mon Smudge, keep up to date! That one's been on here twice already in the last month!

[Doc.Spock.1]

I thought it was funny.

[smudge]

Oh no! Just goes to show how often I'm on here!

I was sent it in an email today, so will ask Ed to delete it for me!

Thanks heathfield! ;o}

[smudge]

Thanks Doc - d'ya think I should keep it on here then, or ask Doc to delele it? ;o}

[smudge]

*delete it even!

[smudge]

Ooohhh, I'm having a bad day! I meant, should I ask the Ed to delete it, ha, ha!

[heathfield]

Naaah. Just leave it, Smudge. I'm sure there are many others who only look at the first page on AB, so let them enjoy it. My missus thought it was funny - she didn't groan!

[smudge]

Thanks heathfield - glad your missus enjoyed it! ;o}