If Carlsberg made put-downs......

Bbbananas | 13:52 Tue 28th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank

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A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
Later, after knocking back a few JD's, he goes over to the new guy and asks "So.. how do you like using second hand goods?"

The new husband replies "It isn't that bad. Get past the first 2 inches & it's all new territory...."

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logic

I like it. :-)

Bbbananas

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So did I.
I was the 'second hand goods'.
The new husband was 10" and allllllllll man...... ;-)

joggerjayne

Blimey, Salla ...

... that thing must have felt like it was coming out through your nostrils.

Bbbananas

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It certainly was a variation of Mounty Python.

(Actually I lie - 8". He told me it was 10", but you know how men exaggerate when it comes to the size of things...)

Still good though.

lesblue

I am well and truly pi$$ed off now. I posted this is "jokes" about a month ago, and it was removed for some reason. I don' t know why. Perhaps somebody took offence to the slighty "risque" content and complained?? I don't know how these things work. Who decides which questions should be deleted? What is the problem about having a laugh about the size of a man's todger?

BTW....Very funny (although I did think that a month ago). :-)

Bbbananas

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Watch this space then... no doubt in due course this post will be removed also?

I'm in agreement with you les - just a funny harmless joke.

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