lol kids songs

[redcrx]

Little CRX is poorly today and the only way to keep her happy is sitting her in her swing which plays songs.

Its driving me crazy cos even i cant make out the words. They arent standard nursery songs so all i seem to make out is

"Pudding the monkey is up the duff, cuddling around with everyone"

and "mary hit the bottle, hiding in the toybox" and something about "p3nis pudding"

oh and everyones "jumping in the toy box" Now i dont know about you but i think thats a little bit too much for a 6 month old's little ears

[4getmenot]

If she's anything like her mum, auntie or grandma I bet she's giggling away to it

[legendis.god]

peas pudding

[funnygirl]

I can remember singing:

Hey diddle diddle the cat's done a piddle and the cow jumped on the moon The little dog farted to see so much fun and the dush had it off with the spoon!!!

[redcrx]

its not peas.

[legendis.god]

forget its a good answer

but youre not right



http://www.rhymes.org.uk/pease_pudding.htm



like i said

pease pudding lol : 0)

[Bbbananas]

What about "Cyril was a caterpillar, Cyril was. Cyril was my bwest fwend" (sung with a lisp).

Or, my favourite ; "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going down the garden to eat worms..."

Worked every time with my kids. (The rhymes, not the worms).

[redcrx]

honestly, i know what pease pudding is and thats not what they say.

it could be peanut but its certainly not pease :)

its gonna send me doolally if i have to have this on all day

[redcrx]

haha we used to sing cecil the caterpillar.

or "green and yellow, green and yellow. Oh mum come quick, i feel so sick, i wanna lay down and die"