2 irishmen

[janetwalsh13]

Paddy says to Mick "I've got something stuck in my throat and can't breathe properly".
Mick says " are you choking?"
Paddy replies " No, I'm f****ing serious!"

[BockingBob]

Thanks .That gave me an early Sunday morning laugh.

[JonnyBoy12]

I laughed my socks off at this one. Have you got any more?

[Seafarer1966]

Good one!