Desperation

[legendis.god]

Can you describe a situation youd consider desperate ?

[rabbitygirl]

Yes, in a couple of weeks.....

[Gormless]

How about you trying to get some desperately needed attention on here?

[robbiebob]

Copious amounts of lager.
Curry house on the way home.
Get home and you've run out of bog roll!!!!!

[Gormless]

OR......

The morning after a phall. Stuck on the M25 in a huge traffic jam in the Dartford Tunnel, right in the middle, then the colon sends you a very very urgent signal.

What do you do?

I should add that you are in the back seat, there are 3 other passengers, all executive directors of your organisation.

What do you do?

[puddicat]

Clench ure buttocks and find a chemist pdq!!!

[legendis.god]

You wake up , go for a dump and settle down to watch late night repeats of loooose women.

Sound familiar gormiffy?

lol

[legendis.god]

Oh great dangly scrotums sacks

[Gormless]

Immodium isn't going to work, the stools have reached exit point, and there is a serious urgency. The chief exec is wondering why you keep shifting your cheeks and letting little ones slide out over the leather.

[puddicat]

Love you gormless!!! lol

[cazzz1975]

chances are your breath would be quite pungent if you had a curry the night before, despite brushing your teeth

[joby1]

yep.....this time last year......trying to save my home......for me and the kids....went to court....only managed to work my way thru it with the help of a couple of freinds.......and I will be forever grateful...:-))