on news london there

[legendis.god]

ghurkas as police



did anyone get an instant image from crocodile dundee?

a ghurka policeman walking thru croydon, some wee chav jumps out and says gimme your ipod

i got a knife


ghurka pulls out his and says
thats not a knife
this is a knife




30 seconds later youve got a chav in a body bag

[sir.knobby]

What !!!! This has been here for nearly 15 mins now and the little vermin has not posted on it yet

[Gormless]

Reported, racist.

[A.Guest]

Phooey whiffy

[Gormless]

^ Reported, abusive, and I am going to the toilet.

[sir.prize]

Best place for ya whiffster

[mrs.chappie]

Hmm ...... even more wiffy then.

[cazzz1975]

can you regale us with a graphic account of your toilet visit on your return?

[A.Guest]

Don't rush back whiffy . . . . . . . .

[Gormless]

Well that was a goodun!! It even surprised me, and I have left the window open upstairs.

Back to Simon and seals, and Kate, oh KATE!

[legendis.god]

I just curled offf a big beige jobby there.

So big that there were splashes


D T H?�?

[A.Guest]

What ya been drinking Leggy? Emulsion!!

[legendis.god]

i had a chicken korma