They don't have boxing day in the US? I mean, what are they thinking of? They will be getting rid of Sundays next! We have got into a bit of a routine with boxing day here, after all it is the feast of St. Stephen. They probably have a month off to celebrate Pepsi day or Taco Bell day, or Ken and Barbie day, or Doris Day.
My colostomy bag is bloated ready to explode. I am so unhappy here all alone covered in my own excrement. Thoughts of suicide jumping all around my head. I just found some dregs in a bottle of vodka. The liquid was brownish in colour and the rim covered in dried faeces but I had a gulp anyway. I have never been so sick and then I remembered it is the bottle I used to try and collect maggots in my bottom by sticking it up. Well I looked closer and couldnt see any maggots just thick congealed bits of puss floating about. I may drink it later.