womans mind

[domivo]

does anyone know how a womans mind works?

[Jules001]

Yes it works extremely efficiently, it can process more than one piece of information at a time so giving the woman the ability to multi task. It also has a lot of common sense, sensitivity and creativity built in. In fact there is so much crammed in there that there is no room left for air so debunking the theory that women are airheads.





and yes I am a woman!

[stoo_pid]

this might help:
http://astonvilla.blogfootball.com/Lions/2004/06/03

 

[domivo]

i agree totaly to 1st answere well done u (it was my fella that asked question)

[ask-a-stupid]

This bloke finds a gold key ring lying on the pavement. He picks it up but as its a bit dirty he wipes it on his sleeve to shine it up a bit.

To the man's surprise a genie appears from nowhere.

"Right then," the genie says, "I'm sure you know the deal. You get one wish for setting me free".

"Oh right," the bloke says,  "er, well, I'm a huge fan of motor racing so what I'd really like is a big motorway linking all the tracks in the UK."

The genie says "You what?!  Do you know how many men I'll have to take on to do that, all the materials and overheads? The logistics would be a total nightmare.  There must be something else you could wish for."

The man thinks long and hard before his reply.
"OK there is one thing.  I've always wondered how a woman's mind works.  Perhaps you could tell me the answer?"

The genie replies. "How many lanes do you want?"

[Chillum]

god, I hate the term "multi-tasking". I far prefer "oxymoron".

[landie]

It has lots of compartments compared to a mans which has three ( Sport sex and more sex). The woman's brain has an infinite number of connecting compartments relating to myriad topics and several which function without stimulus from any linked thread. Obviously the main concern for the female brain through the teenage years is marriage, closely followed by shopping and sex. This changes after marriage where the fairly large space allocated to getting married, and sex are re-allocated to many diverse subjects like gossiping, make-up, upside-down map mis-reading,jealousy, neighbourhood watch, TV, cooking, etc. I won't go through the whole list. The main thin about the brain of a woman, though, is the ability to tell when a man is lying. The male brain cannot do this and has resorted to electronic devices for this function while he uses his brain for meterology. Most men can look into a woman's eyes and tell whether.

[smudge]

Mine works very well thank you....................!

[smudge]

domivo- I think josieann is referring to your question - not my answer :0)

[Merlin]

It's a bit like a computerised random number generator. Something goes into it, all the wheels and cogs whirr round, then something comes out of it. What comes out may not seem like it's related to what went in, and what comes out one time may not be the same as what comes out another time for the same input.

But there is some logic somewhere........I think......surely there must be..........hmmmmm.

[davemerlin]

i just had to respond to this question - i do not know how a woman's mind works, but it is often said that a difference between men and women is the fact that women are able to multi task whereas men can't.  I am a musician and i know lots of fantastic "women" drummers - Dave Clark, Buddy Rich, Cozy Powell, Roger Taylor, Ringo Starr - strange that, all men, and all of them, without exception can not only think of more things than  one, BUT can have every single limb doing something different at once - HMMM i think i rest my case