Spoof pressies for 50th birthday - suggestions please

[mrs_overall]

My best friend is 50 soon and I want to make up a big bag of spoof pressies. So far I've got Sanatagen wine, a hairnet, plastic rainhood, Werthers Originals, Tena Lady, an Oxfam beige cardigan & a Singalongamax LP. Any more suggestions please?

[mrs_overall]

Mcfluff, she is soooooo going to kill me lol!

[daniela31]

crochet needle and odd balls of wool.

[puddicat]

Hair Rollers and Hide your grey hair dye!!

[puddicat]

Corn Plasters

[puddicat]

Deep Heat Gel

[mccfluff]

retirement home brochures

[puddicat]

Bag of mint imperials

[christine847]

reading glasses with a chain on!

[mrs_overall]

Great suggestions, many thanks.

I'm off to the shops now to buy the stuff. xx

[netibiza]

Toyboy!

[zzxxee]

one of those grabby sticks so you dont have to bend down,thermal vest and pants or better still some incontinece pads, and a bingo dabber pen

[bigmamma]

OMG , hee hee , I've just read through your thread , she is sooooooo going to wonder what's hit her !!! You little minx mrs_overall :-D xxxxx