Mobile Phones

[lankeela]

Whats the worst place/time for a mobile phone to ring?

Funeral? Two minutes silence on Rememberance Day?

Wedding - just as the vicar asks if anyone here........

When you think there is a mad axe murderer in your house and you are hiding behind the curtains?

When you are hiding in the wardrobe after your bit on the side's husband/wife arrives home unexpectedly?

[legendis.god]

Just at the moment of penetration


DID THIS HELP?

[hanhol]

thats a funny use for a phone !

[legendis.god]

not really

if youd seen joggerjaynes nokia phone porno link


brought new meaning to delivering a new nokia


ooooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hanhol]

does it bring a whole new meaing too RING RING ?

[stokemaveric]

guess it was on vibrate mode then..................lol

[hanhol]

arf arf