Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband kidnapped a T _ _ _ _ _ (a biscuit beginning with T which has 6 letters) and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.
The police say Rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from Maryland hobnobbing with a ginger nut Unfortunately the police have not got a crumb of evidence.