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topogigo | 19:49 Wed 26th Nov 2008 | ChatterBank
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says
"You're all idiots",
and pours two beers.
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wimmin shouldn't be allowed in bars, your'e quite right,
they spoil all the mens fun.

damn females, bah.
I'm a lady
and yes I'm sexist, cos men are superior. :-)
I'm not.
topo whatever your issue is with a women, dont assume all women are the same.
I'm a womaaaaaaaaaaaaan ;o)
I was just saying I'm a lady, cos people must've thought I was a man, when they said that Jayne was the first lady to get the right answer.
women have breasts so are always right in my eyes! lol!
topo has gone all american,by calling his mum mom!!!
Well, given I know Topo.. I hereby declare that I am due a very large glass of beer, as is my Secretary, my Accountant and my Dentist... my doctor however has requested two pints for her due... lol

Hiya Tops ! How goes it matey ? Take care,,,J
Would it be wrong to assume that the mathematicians and the bartender were all women?

I'm leaning more towards the assumption that bartender was female as she called the guys 'idiots!'

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Notafish ...

Sorry, hun

Looking back at the psot, I think I stole your thunder.

Your post was right, and before mine.
That's alright Jayne. :-)
I want to change my name cos notafish sounds manly,
but don't know how to change it. :-(
dont you go to ure profile and it says change username??
Do you? I've never looked!
Just had a look but couldn't find anything. It says I can change my password. I chose my user name in a hurry without thinking cos I wanted to quickly ask a question, but would much prefer a new one.
well its not very profitqable is it? i mean usually half a pint is a price greater than half the cost of the pint. with this recession the barman is an idiot
Jayne, you are my hero.

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