Cheap holiday joke

[Lorence]

A guy was walking passed a travel agency when he spotted a sign in the window...2week Med Cruise �10....He went in and asked....Is that right 2week Med Cruise for �10.....Yes that's correct said the assisant.....Ok I have that said the man......He was then asked to fill in an application form with his details....While he was writing down his details the assisant crept up behind him and smacked him on the head with a baseball bat and knocked him out.....A few minutes later another man went in and asked the same question...Is that right 2 weeks Med Cruise �10......Sure is the assistant replied......I'll have that said the man.....Same again Smack on the head and knocked out cold....A few minutes later an Irishman went in......same again....Cruise.....Yes.....Smack on the head........Later that day the three men wake up and find they are in a rowing boat drifting in the middle of the English Channel....One said what the hells going on and we don't even have any oars......The second man said...don't worry they'll send someone to pick us up I'm sure......The Irishman said....THEY DIDN'T LAST YEAR!!!!!!!

[andy-hughes]

Love it!

[Sgt.Rock]

Getting better!!

[craft1948]

I've been on that cruise but it was with P & O

[dustypuss]

not bad at all

[pussy.licker]

Lorence you really are the biggest nimrod on here. Get a life and dont turn into the rest of the losers on here.