Talking of bodily functions.....

mrs_overall | 12:42 Fri 28th Nov 2008 | ChatterBank

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Following on from the button mushroom in the "Farts" Q, let me share this one with you.
A bloke I went to school with got married in the 1980's. On the morning of the wedding the groom & best man went waterskiing, just wearing trunks. The groom didn't realise he'd given himself a seawater enema until he was at the altar when it all came out!
How gross was that?

What about Rhydian? Woud you?

Is this a scam?

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redcrx

pmsl

mccfluff

oh that's not nice

sn�gged

'to have and to hold from this day forward'...

er, no thanks, jelly botty...

Bbbananas

That would wake the congregation up. Probably wouldn't endear him to his mother-in-law though!!

funnygirl

Urgh!!

Poor man!!

~max~

How on earth can he not have noticed???? I'm pretty sure he'd have felt something going in!!

sn�gged

Maybe he thought it was the stirrings of love...

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mrs_overall

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We're not talking about half the North Sea....and he had a dark suit on!

I can remember the bride looked somewhat tense on all the photos, and both sets of parents were scowling.

Bbbananas

"half the north sea..."

I love Chatterbank, I don't get any work done since I've found this site, but boy have I laughed.