anyone want to do my shift at the pub tonight?

[mccfluff]

pretty please i'm tired and i want to go to bed

i can offer anything on my desk on way of recompense

[sn�gged]

How about a pic of Mr 'button mushroom'? :-))

[Bbbananas]

I have bar experience. Plenty of it...

I did work behind a bar for a few years - but it was at a golf club - very boring most of the time. But my hearing's not so brilliant these days with lots of background noise, I'd keep pouring the wrong drinks - does that matter mc?

I'll have the battery-operated stapler please. Mine has broken.

[ChuckFickens]

do you happen to have a laptop on your desk?

If so I will do it, I've worked bars loads of times looked after pubs for the owners holidays.

[mccfluff]

no problem salla, just give them alchohol and tell em to F*** off if they complain, they woun't notice the difference then!

i haven't got a battery operated stapler i have a normal one but i can include a scalpel measuring tape and torch, oh and a satsuma

snagged - no pics of mr button mushroom, this happened 10 yearsish ago long before mobile camera fun

[Bbbananas]

I feel cheap now - I was going to do it for a minging stapler.

[mccfluff]

yes on the laptop but its broken and i'm trying to decide if its worth fixing

calculator no problem i have three what size pocket, medium or super massive old fashioned thingy

[ChuckFickens]

Broken is fine, I can fix that!

[Bbbananas]

Zac - i blame mine on Pink Floyd.
Either that, or too much masturbation.

[ChuckFickens]

think that's meant to make you go blind, not death.

I'd stick with the floyd for the reason :)

[mccfluff]

9 post salla 9 sodding posts is all it took :-)

errr chuck if you fix it can you send it back :-)

how come you don't get laptops for free? i never realised you had to pay for em

[Barmaid]

Yep I'll do it. No need for anything off your desk, I am sure I can find suitable compensation on the job so to speak.

[Bbbananas]

I'm upping the stakes here - I will not settle for anything less than a laminating machine now. Only for the fact that I like doing that - it's so soothing.

lford Knobby? Too far for me to come I'm afraid ;-)

[mccfluff]

i have laminating pouches, not sure where the laminator is though i seem to have lost it. How about some strawberry fun gums

anyway barmaids got it, i'm sure she'll have fun :-)

i think i might auction the crap on my desk i never realised how much there is!