Clean Break

[Avatar]

How do I calculate the odds of getting a clean break when I have to visit the lavatory?

[sn�gged]

Abdominal strain + cheek 'clappage' = a successful loaf pinch...

[ChuckFickens]

you missed the divide by consistency variable.

[another-view]

Also, subtract (curry multiplied by beer)

[redcrx]

and the unknown quantity.
amount of paper to hand!

[sn�gged]

Alternatively... 'time spent in lavatory' multiplied by 'decent reading material' divided by 'is the window open'...

[logic]

does it really matter ?

[logic]

It's a bum question anyway.

[sn�gged]

If you are worried about leaving skids on ya grundies (to use the technical term), then yes, clean breakage is all important... don't leave it all up to the bog roll...

[wildwood]

A recent �38m study has revealed that the hight of the throne is crucial in getting a neat fissure voiding - the lower the seat, the cleaner the break.

Money well spend, I'd say.

[Avatar]

Wildwood, interesting. Would a foot rest achieve the same desired end result I wonder?

[wildwood]

No doubt it would Avatar. Maybe that is why they have half of the toilets in Singapore at ground level - saves on paper.

My gawd, I can't believe I am participating in a cr@p discussion.