toilet problems

[mccfluff]

ok peeps challenge for the afternoon. we have a someone using the gents but missing the urinal. App this happens on a regulars basis and its not a case of a sprinkle but more of a yellow lake. my boss is a tad unhappy and wants me to put up a sign in the gents requesting that the culprit desist peeing on the floor.

Any suggestions as comical as poss please.

my suggest of

'Stop p**&ing on the floor you dirty barsteward' is too aggressive apparently.

[mccfluff]

but i wasn;t allowed to order them ( and i'm not paying!)

[legend.isgod]

they work great

and are cheap and no effort involved

let me know if you get them
at under 4 quid for 6 a very good deal





stay in touch

and licky

you pair of foxy dames


anyways


ciaoooooooooooooooo

[mccfluff]

i like nats one about the warning , i think we're going with it!

[natalie_1982]

That's my favourite one too LOL

Those spider stickers sound like those things you buy to toilet train little boys by aiming at the ball in the loo. It's nice to see that men really develop between the ages of 3 and adulthood.

[legend.isgod]

nat

th e aiming expertise will

im sure

be appreciated by lady users of the pub

especially afetr a night of drinking


no more sore legs


from a bad aim

lol

[jack daniels]

Hi fluffy (((((hugs))))) + Mwah

I'm sorry but I just want you to put some cling film accross the urinal & let him suffer with his own "splashback" - he may just get the hint! lol