Miserable sister - ideas please

[saxy_jag]

OK, she's 56 and shacked up with a scrap dealer who owns a farm. Her hobbies are shagging the boss, looking after her (very large) dogs and pretending that she's one of the 'county set'. Never cracks her face into a smile and thinks I'm an irresponsible airhead (at 49, I really should start behaving a little more sensibly).

As you've probably guessed, I don't like her very much. But she's family and Mum will be upset if I don't at least make the effort to buy a small pressie for the woman. Any ideas? Up to around �10 would be OK, but nothing that smacks of an insult or I'll be in trouble with Mum.

Cheers in advance.

[bizzylizzy]

Actually I've just found my Oxfam book. You can donate 5 bags of seed on her behalf to Oxfam for a tenner. How appropriate, considering her urm situation and even better she can't complain about a donation made to charity can she.