The Funeral
A man checked into an hotel in Florida. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send his wife a quick message. Unfortunately he mistyped the email address without realising it and sent it off.
Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her belovered husband's funeral. Although she was full of grief, she decided to check her emails in case any of her friends and family had left messages of condolence. After reading the first email she fainted and slumped to the floor. Her son ran into the room and found his mother on the floor. He looked at the computer and saw the following message on the screen.
To; my loving wife
Subject ; I've arrived
I expect you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and checked in. I see everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine.
p.s. It is very hot down here.