Nooooo, you're all wrong! Our Eth went away for her friend's wedding. I heard it straight from the horse's mouth (not that I'm calling Ethel a horse or owt).
FFs whiffey- sod off now, we all know you hate knobby and Legend but put a bloody sock in it now. There's no need to try and make yet another thread into another squabble between you three, especially when this thread is not even about any of you or by you.