Today, I shall try to be...

[Bbbananas]

good again.
smut-free again.
As I have been for over a week now.
By God, it's sooooooo boring.

[joggerjayne]

terambulan ...

I haven't clicked on that link.

Does it say "pearl + necklace & scat" ???

[sqad617]

After falling for doc, winding me up, I refuse to let you do the same jayne.

[joggerjayne]

Sqad is speaking in riddles.

[joggerjayne]

You boys are very naughty.

I'm going to play in the Sports section.

(don't you mean ... going to do some work, Jayne?)

[Bbbananas]

I am a fan of watersports, as some of you know.
In fact, one of my suggested pressies this year has been a wet suit.

[sqad617]

jogger, surely you got the "bag of chips" link.

1.am back street of Brighton. policeman saw hooker under a lampost , one arm "hoiking" up her skirt , holding a bag of chips and with the other hand, eating her chips. She was naked form the waist down. The PC enquired:
"What are you doing there Sadie" and she replied:
"Why, has he gone then?"

Bwaaaaahhhhhh....get it?

[joggerjayne]

That's good x

[sqad617]

You are taking the p1ss jayne, it is on old (ancient) anecdote.

[mccfluff]

hmmm a smut free thread, don't think you succeeded there salla!

[Bbbananas]

doesn't look like it does it.
the road to smut is paved with good clean intentions...!

[Lakitu]

Hiya Salla, lovely to see you back and I hope you're feeling much better x

[mccfluff]

and your trying to kid who exactly? :-)

[Bbbananas]

Aww, thanks Lakitu.

I'm driving everyone mad here where I work, sniffing snorting coughing groaning trumping (that last one's a lie..)

But in spirit I am back to normality, even if not in body...

[Lakitu]

So it's you I have to blame then? I'm currently in bed doing all those things (incuding the last ;o) ) LOL