Worst Christmas present ?

[Jillius]

What is the worst Christmas present you have ever been given ?
A boyfriend once bought me a really horrible lamp that was like an oyster and the bulb was the 'pearl' !
It was so bad I just had to dump him. It made me see him in a completely different light if you pardon the pun !!

[Stone-Monkey]

A hideous pair of clowns with porcelain faces. I hate clowns! My then boyfriend thought they'd help me lose my fear of them.

[Jillius]

Crikey, poor you. I also hate clowns and would have been totally freaked out. Did it cure your fear ??

[Stone-Monkey]

No, I smashed them to pieces eventually, because I couldn't even look at them.

A man I went to school with gave his girlfriend a bathrobe, which was nearly new but belonged to his dead mother. I thought that was sick.

[carrust]

My mother once bought me some aftershave...I had a full beard...