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Naughty rottweilers
Three rottweilers were at the vets,. The first, when the second one came in asked what he was there for. " I bit the postman and I'm going to be put down. What about you?'
"I bit the milkman and they are having me put down.'
Then the third one came in and they asked him why he was there. He said: ' my owner's wife was bending over the side of the bath and I couldn't help myself, I'm afraid I mounted her and gave her one.'
'Oh, so you are here to be put down,' said the first dog.
'Oh, no,' he replied, 'I'm here to have my claws cut.'
"I bit the milkman and they are having me put down.'
Then the third one came in and they asked him why he was there. He said: ' my owner's wife was bending over the side of the bath and I couldn't help myself, I'm afraid I mounted her and gave her one.'
'Oh, so you are here to be put down,' said the first dog.
'Oh, no,' he replied, 'I'm here to have my claws cut.'
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