Englishman,Irishman and a Scotsman? are discussing family. Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!" "What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on St.Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!"
"Jaysus!" says the Irishman, "That's f**king amazing!, wait 'til I go home and tell our Pancake!!!
the first time i heard this i thought it was really funny but pancake day is different to st patricks day (isnt it?) so it doesnt really make any sense.